January 2012
1 post
But Like, I'm Not Leaving..
So, rumor has it this next trip to school is for the last haul. Personally, I refuse to believe it and from what 4 years of undergraduate psychology has taught me, I am in “denial.” I don’t think that come September I won’t be telling my parents that all of my stuff won’t fit in the car and then watching it get piled in and eventually fit. Whether or not there’s...
October 2011
1 post
More like AMERICANBESTSTORY
New obsession: FX’s American Horror Story. Sweating waiting for tonight at 10. Point blank, coolest show (cough Jersey Shore ended, need new event to fill an hour void in my life) (cough) on tv since Lost. I hated Lost. I loved Lost. I cried to Lost, was lost in Lost. Like, the dog at the end? Really. AHS will end up being something along the lines of everyone being in purgatory, but if...
August 2011
1 post
"You've arrived at your destination"
There is literally no point, whatsoever, ever in the history of points, to a GPS. Yes, the concept is great, yes, i use mine, yes, I’m complaining over something that I never could have invented myself but I don’t care they’re lame and don’t work. For starters, who in their right mind would think that the second I turn this revolutionary device on, I would want to hear a 40...
July 2011
1 post
I need NyQuil
I actually didn’t even remember how to do this. But, why not get back into the swang o’ thangs aka shush up ahmi and her buzzing in my ear every 4-6 hours about not blogging. Seeing as though having self-diagnosed insomnia at 10:45pm as an employed 21 year old is actually really pathetic, I figured now would be a great time to talk about my new obsession (no, it’s not “papi...
June 2011
1 post
#LETTHEREBETAGZ
Guilty as charged. It’s the lil trolls who don’t have a twitter, yet hashtag on facebook like they’re the next trending topic themselves that I love. Hypothetical example, making your facebook status “going to the #mall” is so funny to me for some reason. try to get “mall” trending and tweet me (lauraekelly) when you do. i’ll bandwagon and act like...
May 2011
1 post
Packing Up Muh LyF3
the end is is sight. leaving campus tomorrow until the 11th (to come back and take pointless bio final, kewlbeanz) so the packing process began today. by packing process i of course mean throwing everything i own, in an organized mess, into random bags/boxes. i have clothes with shoes and shoes with pencils. pencils with tissues and tissues with towel. the list goes on and on. my room, now 98%...
April 2011
4 posts
I'm almost 30.......
Interesting. Honestly, not sure how anything that occurred this week was okay. Tuesday through Friday I was not a real person, and this is solidified by the fact that I’m presently listening to Stacie Orrico. Who does that? This girl. Anyway, lineup of the past few days:
Tuesday: McMurphy’s. Attempt at Stackers, but it was at capacity so next door we went. Bug eyed bouncer asked me...
SFA
Disclaimer: animal cruelty is bad. With that being said, if I could put every single squirrel on the planet into a time traveling blender (crush them up then send their remains back in time so there’s no chance of ever seeing them again) I would not hesitate one nanosecond to do so. There are plenty of instances in which I could hate on the mindless insignificant creatures (ex: one sitting...
Send Your Kids Here!
I swear if I have class, I can’t wake up - but if I don’t, I can’t sleep past the sunrise. Granted that could be because the people above me seem to be reaaaaally fond of each other on the days I have late classes, but regardless this morning was tough to get up. Sitting in class, in the back row, looking over the kingdom of learners I noticed a few things. 1) girl who has...
What To Do..
Just finished grading 39 papers. 39. Being a TA makes little to no sense to me. Like, who gives me the right to say someone did well or did awful on a paper. Although it is pretty fun to fail someone and comment on all the reasons why they suck and should drop out because they’re going no where in life. But, that’s not nice so it’s pleasant to sugar coat it with “for next...
Cool, Snow Rules
Supposedly it’s supposed to snow tomorrow. And by tomorrow I mean I just looked out my window and it’s snowing so that leads me to believe the apocalypse is coming and I hope it brought sleds for all. Happy April 1st. Also, April Fools Day, kewl. Anyway, not to get ahead of myself, it is still March 31st and what an eventful day at that. For starters, the amount of Yankee hats on...
March 2011
6 posts
8 Page Paper Shmaper Daper Blah
What a beautiful time to blog. Sitting at my computer with this much of a research essay done:
Ethnic Matching: Beneficial for Client Experience
When going about obtaining a therap
..that’s all. And that will be all, for the time being. I wanted to touch upon a few characters taking that Biology test with me today. I sat down next to a girl..or a guy, I’m not sure..and they smelled...
Softball? More like HARDBALL
Tonight was the first game for the Monstars, a team in which Aimzaahdoodz and I gladly added on to our wonderful schedules (yet another form of procrastination) (both have exams tomorrow) (both don’t care). Long story short, it was very fun with little to no skill involved. My hands are still defrosting from being out there, but it was pretty worth it. I’ve taken a liking to using this...
Nothing Fair About Class Picking..
It makes less than zero sense to me how UMass goes about assigning times for people to pick their classes for the next semester. Supposedly it goes by the number of credits you already have, and supposedly that’s bullshit. A friend of mine, literal friend of mine not a “it’s really me but I’ll say it’s my friend and my face will turn red anyway” friend, got a...
The Beginning..I think?
I um, don’t know what I’m doing. Besides avoiding the endless amount of work hanging over my head (figuratively), and trying out the “blogging” scene. I was referred to Tumblr, but honestly don’t know left from right when it comes to any of this stuff so this could be the shittiest or best thing out there. But whatever the case may be it beats the hell out of studying...
